Signs You've Lived In China Too Long!
(This list is made by someone who loved living in China and ready to go back. ) # 1 You feel uneasy when elevators don't smell like garlic; and finally when you get the smell it feels like the world is moving in perfect order. # 2 At the very first moment of meeting a stranger you are ready to share your age, your children's age, your husband's age, your monthly income, your husband's monthly income (in some cases your neighbor's monthly income). # 3 You are taking an umbrella on a sunny day (to avoid getting tanned). # 4 You are not surprised when you see someone buying a whole salmon at the fish market. # 5 You are taking your son to Walmart because he wants to see the live frogs, turtles and crocs in the fish tank pen (Because they are sold there as food items). # 6 You carry spoons, knives and forks in your purse when you go out to eat in a restaurant (because restaurants have only soup spoons and o...